one of my favorite scenes EVER
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one of my favorite scenes EVER
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Yes Ellen.
I love Ellen! haha
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When I tell you white folks are trying to take over ALL our shit,
Including the language that they call us ‘ghetto’ and ‘ignorant’ for using?
And they sellin it on teeshirts like a white woman would come up with that phrasing.
AAVE is the same language they penalize us for using, denying us opportunities and resources, calling us ignorant,
But they put it on a shirt with a BLONDE bitch and SELL IT?
I feel kicked in the chest.How does that phrase even go with this damn Disney princess (any Disney princess really)?
They have the nerve to be appropriative and not even clever…
isn’t that the sleeping beauty girl? she slept through her whole fucking movie.
all she got is time.
Also, why is she wearing glasses? What the fuck does glasses have to do with anything?
really now….
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Because I got bored…
Oh my god my heart actually exploded from this happiness.
Omg the last gif it waved back omg
So many people always seem to forget just how intelligent elephants are.
the elephant drew the other elephant.
THE ELEPHANT ACTUALLY DREW THE OTHER MOTHERFREAKIN ELEPHANTMY HEART, YOU MONSTER
omg
asdjkfl; <3
it’s ears waved too!!
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CNN’s Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor If She ‘Thanked The Lord’
A+
Announcement: Not all Oklahomans praise sweet baby Jesus.
It kind of irks me when people automatically assume we all thump our bibles and head off to church every Sunday in our Little House on the Prairie attire…
bahahahah!!!
oh, the ungrateful. the sad thing is, she may never see just how ungrateful she is
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help, i can’t stop laughing
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How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay
1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with
2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life
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The fact that Robert Downey Jr. is threatening to leave Marvel unless Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett basically all his Marvel buddies get a pay raise really shows you that he is a great man, a human being, and never thinks of himself above others even if he jokes that he is above everyone else all the time.
Not only that, but he’s also trying to negotiate having his pay LOWERED so that they could get more.
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